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On Monday morning, I called up Millie and enrolled myself as a potential Slave Queen - contingent on raising $100K in 5 days, and on Tuesday she sent me the release form, which effectively made me a slave under the control of Slave Mart for the duration of the parade, and gave Walter the option to a...

It was just a typical Tuesday night, as Taylor Swift might put it. I sat at the computer screen, my eyes bleary from reading a jigsaw puzzle of words and clauses. As an attorney, I pride myself on precision, and on cutting through dense legal jargon to the core of the matter. My home office was a sa...

The old slave mart idea is a grand one, and worthy of it's own story. Perhaps a re-enactment, or time travel?

Inspired by the reader who asked for a 4th of July Slave Parade story. I hope to get this finished by the end of the weekend, but feedback welcome, as it's not done yet. "What do you mean, they're adding 'slave parade queens' to the 4th of July parade?" I asked my smiling husband. "T...

I hadn't planned on continuing the story beyond this, as it was written in response to a query about how futures markets worked for slaves. I had been wanting to write more on this theme for a while, so I quickly jotted this down. As for continuing other stories, I have more ideas than time. Your pe...

Hi Belinda! When I write, I frequently look up images of real places and people, as it makes it easier to throw in the little details that make the story feel real. So I'm glad you like the pictures, as they are part of the creation process. And as you'll see below, it's never too late for you to e...

Here's a bit from HO THE HOLIDAYS PT 3. I also cranked out a quick story, FEARFUL FUTURE, and threw it up. It's been something I've been thinking of for a while. I wrote it fast, but when I write slow I never publish. “Yes, but no. A lot of this is the market, so it’s silly to worry about. It’s way ...

My name is Arjun, but they call me 24. Not because it’s my age—though it is—but because I don’t stop. I work at a hedge fund on La Salle Street by day, and at night I grind through graduate courses in quantitative statistics at the University of Chicago. I don’t party. I don’t sleep much. I don’t re...

Dear Marc, Thanks so much for your response. Yes, Angel is definitely over 18. She isn't planning on going to college, and has already begun working as a model and actress. The deal was that if she finished High School, her father and I would finance her in LA for 18 months to give her a chance to g...

Thank you for the reminder -- I really should get back to this one!

I had actually done some stories that referred to slaves being sold in the commodities markets, which would allow you to hedge them, buy long and short, and maintain a position. It's just another bit of the dehumanization, knowing that as you prepare for college in the fall there is already a broker...

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Hi, my name is Lisa and I'm a 37 year old software engineer. My husband and I were going to go to Las Vegas with our daughter Angel to celebrate her High School graduation. I'm looking forward to the trip, as we've promised it to Angel for a long time, but I've heard that the casinos are now extendi...

Hey Abner, This was inspired by a recent comment you made about "public exposure". My daughter Sarah is going to Stanford in the fall, so we are going through the entire slave grading process in order to secure the loans and financial aid. My wife Rebecca has been having her practice her s...

I couldn't believe my luck when I met Jimmy at the audition. I had only been in Hollywood for a week, and already, my first celebrity. There was an immediate spark between us. Although I didn't get the part, Jimmy asked for my number, and we met for dinner the next day. He took me to an exorbitant r...

What sort of celebrity? Did you have a particular celebrity you were basing this off of? What is the celebrities motivation? Presumably they'd have lots of money already? Do they just enjoy the manipulation, and the thrill of the hunt? Do they secretly hate their fans?

First, if you give us a few of the questions, I'm sure Emma will be delighted to answer them. She loves to put on glasses and a suit and pretend she's a Professor, instead of a barista. It's sort of adorable, really, like a little girl playing dress up, pretending to be an intellectual. Emma became ...

Numerous anchors have already pointed out that the flood of upcoming student loan defaults might be the key to raising government revenues, improving economic efficiency, and reducing the need for migrant labor. The 5 had quite a bit of fun with it, actually. If you can't find anybody to work your f...

Dear Roman World, I apologize for the delay in responding, but I’ve been stuck in some rather involved conversations with my daughter, Emma. As always, she has a very high opinion of herself, and feels that with her advanced degree in classical studies she should be a Roman citizen, rather than a ba...

Dear Roman House, I saw your brochure and was intrigued by your name. My daughter Emma got her Classical Studies from a prestigious University, but (surprise) after graduating found it difficult to discover employment. She is working as a barista, which she despises. She is very bright, but discoura...

The New York offer does sound much better, although I did have some additional questions, if it isn’t too much trouble. MY "OWNER" My temporary owner will be Jodie, my personal assistant. I think you will find her to be prompt, efficient, and ready to follow orders. She's actually quite mo...

Dear Roman House Marketing Department, I'm addressing this to you as I'm not getting anywhere sending messages to your customer service department, and after reading your brochure I thought you might be able to help. Although I inherited a sizable fortune, like many a rich girl I do enjoy a good sla...

I think this entire series is brilliant. A lot of my stories take place in the girl's head, but they don't explore the external reaction to girls being graded or sold, in terms of the impact outside of the auction house. Knowing that you're going to be naked on the auction block at the end of the mo...

No plans to revisit this one. So many Karens, so little time!

Thank you very much for the encouragement, Tegan. I've been writing for the last couple of days, on account of nasty cold leaving me unable to work myself to death 24/7. While I didn't work on Slave Yoga, I did send another chapter of My Wife's Hospitality to Carl to proofread, to avoid the embarras...