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Hey Abner,

This was inspired by a recent comment you made about "public exposure". My daughter Sarah is going to Stanford in the fall, so we are going through the entire slave grading process in order to secure the loans and financial aid. My wife Rebecca has been having her practice her slave block moves and slave yoga in the backyard, since she says that Sarah needs to get used to to being out in the open and doing it in your bedroom doesn't prepare you for the block. My wife has even had me build a little wooden platform with some steps and sprinkled some sand on it so Sarah can get a realistic experience. Sarah looked pretty pissed off helping me built that, but that's another story.

Anyway, things came to a head a few days ago when a branch broke on my neighbor's treehouse across the way. Apparently it was overcrowded. Fortunately, the treehouse didn't slide out of the damn tree, and our neighbor quickly extended a steel beam from the new two story porch he started building a few weeks ago to support the treehouse. Rachel and I say it's problem solved, and it isn't even our problem, but now Sarah REALLY complains about doing her block moves in the backyard. It's not all bad, as it's given my wife a chance to give her sassy butt a few flicks with the whip, which is good experience for the slave market. Plus my wife gets to watch my neighbor finish his patio while she trains Sarah, as she has a pretty good view of the treehouse and the patio from the "auction block". He's a pretty talented craftsman, and he is working on that patio 24/7!

Sarah got pissed because now they have a lemonade stand in the backyard and they put up a sign charging a $5 CLUBHOUSE FEE. Our neighbor's are quite the little entrepreneurs, but it's summer so what's the harm if they want to play in their clubhouse? I know that what we do in our yard is our business, and our fence is plenty high for the ordinance about being naked in your backyard. I'm wondering if you have any experience with this sort of thing, or any advice to give?

Summer Sunshine!

Hello,

This is the Roman House. We are a partner of the New York Times and one of their most important client in advertising.

The "local" block training can end up in some surprises, and issues you would not encounter with a professional.

We offer training before grading in our facilities, for a small fee, if you are interested.
You can book your daughter for a stay each week-end, of for this summer vacation if you wish so.
We will ensure that the grade your daughter will get will be the highest possible, with our in house best training practises, such as mixing her with real slaves during training, slave mind conditioning, and - with your permission - use of the Horny juice.

We also have each summer an "Ivy pussy promotion", where all Ivy leagues females under training are grouped together, and then trained, graded, and sometimes sold as "Ivy slaves".
Grades and auction prices are indeed far higher when the masters know that their slaves have a top notch intellect.

Would you talk to your daughter about our offer? Training is best done with people the slave doesn't know - at first, so that previous memories don't stand in the way of conditioning.

In the mean time, we're always eager to give some free advice: if Sarah is not happy being seen naked and collared, this is a habit you need to fight with the switch or shock collar if need be.
Grading and auction are public performance by definition: you can't have some shyness going on, or it would decrease her slave value significantly.
Sarah needs to know her body is something she should be proud of, and certainly not afraid to show off.

Does she has a boyfriend? Some like to show-off their girlfriends to their friends in parties alongside real slaves. This "group session" could help her overcome her shyness with people she trusts, alongside peers that would validate her nakedness, and wearing a slave collar in public.

Other than this, we would also recommend that you provide her with an AI monitoring assistant when she performs her block moves in your yard: the AI will monitor her as if she was a slave.
Ours afor example has been carefully coded by professional slave trainers, and only costs $9,99 a month.

Kind Regards,

The Roman House

Dear Summer Sunshine,

The easy button solution to your dilemma is to sign up Sarah for the Father’s Day Special Auction at the prestigious Big D Slave Market this weekend. I have to tell you that all the Dads I’ve spoken to who participated highly recommend it due to the fun party atmosphere of the event. Many of them made new friends for life.

The slave grading is free, fathers receive Big D ball caps, behind-the-scenes tours that include as many slave tips from the merchandise that they are up for, a special events room with complimentary food and an open bar, all leading up to the Any Chance Auction that evening. I have to warn you that the spotlight is on the Dads when they decide to accept or reject the high bid, with all sorts of peer pressure to sell.

If the bid is accepted, they are provided the opportunity to further sample the merchandise on the breeding bench to their heart’s content. The sales are for two month Summer Sluts or a three year term. I strongly suggest you sign up Sarah for the two month Summer Slut experience which gives you time for a family vacation before she departs for her adventures in college in liberal Palo Alto California.

Internal Big D studies determined that 75% of fathers enrolling their daughters had no intention of finalizing the sale at that time, but for some reason, experienced a change of attitude. After this event, many a drunken dad has arrived home via Uber wearing the complementary collector's item “HAPPY FATHER’S DAY I sold my daughter at the Big D Slave Market” t-shirts. I must warn you that buyers find a perverse pleasure in watching these fathers make the tough decision to sell their precious daughters or take them home. Daughters at this event go 20-50% higher than at a regular auction, which can mollify some wives when Dad comes home alone. The inflated sales price also helps set a high collateral value for student loans, making the sale a wise investment.

Don't delay, get her signed up today! If this is not the right solution for you and your family, my lovely bride Amber Post has a rather interesting proposal.

Best,

Abner

Ask Abner is written by Abner Armfield, advice columnist and author of the New York Times bestseller The Redneck Guide to Home Training Your Slave. Please email your questions to askabner@comcast.net, or write to: Abner’s Mailbox, c/o THE DALLAS MORNING NEWS 1954 Commerce St. Dallas, TX 75201.

Mr. Abner Armfield is a direct descendent of John Armfield, the founder of Franklin & Armfield, the largest slave trading firm in the country prior to the Civil War. He is on the board of the reconstituted Franklin & Armfield that owns the Old Slave Mart chain amongst other interests. He graduated with an MBA from the McCombs School of Business after undergraduate studies at Ole Miss. He met his wife Amber Post while working as a trainer at the Pearson Pussy Ranch right after graduating from McCombs. Ms. Post, a fellow trainer at Pearson’s, wrote the best seller Five Years a Pleasure Slut about her many adventures as a concubine and currently has her own syndicated column. At age 19 she received her concubine certificate after six months of in-depth training at the Venus Academy where she graduated with honors. The couple co-star in the highly rated syndicated TV show Ask Amber and Abner in its seventh season on the Slave channel. Amber is currently in the fifth year of a FINO enslavement to Abner and the happy couple have three children.

PS. I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A HAPPY FATHER'S DAY THIS WEEKEND!